Why this one and not the other forty on the internet
Most novelty decorations need explaining. This one doesn't.
It works from the doorway
At 38 cm it's the first thing someone notices walking in, and big enough to survive being photographed on a phone from the sofa.
It stays where you put it
Wire runs the full length of both legs, so you bend them round a branch once and they hold the pose. No clip to snap, nothing to rebalance every time the cat walks past.
It's a present that gets opened early
Secret Santa, the friend whose house is already the funny house, the aunt who buys the decorations. Under twenty quid, needs no sizing, and nobody already owns one.
The one most people go for
Get both pairs and stage a proper pile-up.
Green legs out of one side, Santa boots out of the other. It's a better joke with two, and the second pair is discounted when they go in the same box.
What people are saying
Put it up on Sunday and every single person who's come round has stopped and laughed at it. Bigger than I expected, which is exactly what you want.
Jay F.
Bought it as a Secret Santa and now I have to buy myself one. The wire holds really well, hasn't drooped once.
Mia P.
Took ten seconds to put on the tree. My kids think it's the funniest thing in the house.
Miguel A.
Before you order
The short version: order by 1 December, it fits any tree, and if you don't like it you have a fortnight to send it back.
When do I need to order by?
1 December. Our stock ships from overseas on a 7–12 day tracked service, so anything ordered after that is a gamble on arriving before Christmas — and we'd rather close the shop than take your money and miss it. Ordering shuts off at midnight on 1 December.
Will it fit my tree?
Yes, for anything 4 ft and up, real or artificial. The wire bends round a branch rather than hanging off it, so you're not relying on a particular branch thickness. Plenty of people put them on wreaths, bannisters and door frames instead.
What actually turns up?
One pair of legs, 38 cm from boot to cut-off, plush fabric over a bendable wire frame, in a plain box. No batteries, no assembly, no instructions needed — bend it round a branch and you're done.
What if I don't like it?
Email us within 14 days of it arriving and send it back unused for a full refund. If it turns up damaged, send a photo and we'll replace it — you won't need to return the broken one.